I promised myself I wouldn't address this on-going drama regarding game addiction. Consider that promise broken. I have lists to build and points to make and then I'll say no more.Physicians. Shrinks. VooDooDocs. Listen up. If playing video games (a lot)is considered a dangerous medical condition, please consider the following activities for inclusion in your beloved DSM :1. Watching Television. How did this one get past you? Gamers are on trial for excessive spawn camping and somehow TV escaped your notice? I don't buy it. Who is paying you people to look the other way? Violence and sex aside, the sheer number of hours this world spends planted in a chair watching this drivel is appalling. At least games make you think and react (and in the case of the ultimate evil, the MMO, comm-u-ni-cate with people. Argh! The Horror!) 2. Going to Work. Typically, addictive activities are repetitive destructive behaviors that impair your ability to live a fruitful, happy and healthy life. Huh. Sounds just like a career doesn't it? My family life would be improved by not going to work. My health would dramatically improve. Happiness is a day doing something you love. Does your job qualify? All we have to do now is determine that going to work is a serious condition that can only be remedied by... not working. 3. Learning an instrument. I've been playing guitar for almost 20 years. After 20 years I'd say I'm accomplished but far from an amazing talent. When I first started I practiced ALL THE TIME. I practiced for hours and hours each day for several years. After playing for about 7 years I cut the guitar time back quite a bit but it is still very regular. Estimated time practicing the guitar in this lifetime: 9000 hours. That's a ton of time, and I'm not even that dedicated. Those people who take instruments more seriously than I do really need some psychiatric help because they are completely addicted to an anti-social activity. It can't be good. 4. Reading. Hour after hour sitting still in a chair while envisioning imaginary lands and people. This behavior cannot describe a healthy mind. Next time you see someone reading at the library, call the men in white coats and rescue them from the horror that is "a reader's existence". 5. Blogging. I can't even begin to describe this nefarious condition. If you've been blogging, please know that you have a very serious condition. You may hurt yourself or others. Get help immediately. Sound stupid? Yes, it does. And this is exactly how stupid it sounds every time someone suggests that video gaming deserves a spot in the medical books as 'a condition'. Smart people can be so stupid sometimes. |
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