Brothers, Princes, Kings
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 11 July 2014, 6:48 pm

"My royal rump is sore," Edgar moaned. Even as he complained, he flashed a pearly white smile. The entourage broke into laughter, snapping at the reins of their mounts. Chocobos, feathers of gold shining brighter in the hot desert sun, bounded across the dunes towards Castle Figaro.

"So you are the pampered princeling after all," the Captain grunted. There were gaps separating his yellow teeth. "Fair-faced and pale skinned, just as the ladies of court prefer."

"Aye," a subordinate called out from behind. "They say the other is the real man o' the two."

"He certainly has the sandy chin to prove it," Edgar smirked. Yes, he was the handsome one, but he was no spoiled child. He understood this game of theirs. It was a test to see just what kind of man Edgar was. If he took offense to the jest, he was no fellow of theirs. If you smile, laugh, and own up to these accusations, you prove yourself worthy of such company.

Were Sabin here in his stead, posterior bouncing upon the back of this bird of burden, they would find some other way to test his virtue. Perhaps they'd send his naive sibling on a fool's errand, lost in the caverns or forest while the rest had slept and handled business back at the village. Or perhaps they'd send his mount back to its home, forcing him to walk the rest of the way. Knowing Sabin, he'd do it, too. He'd die on those sands, proud, never having given in to their japes.

"The other will make a good general," the captain suddenly stated rather solemnly. It wasn't optimistic speculation, though Edgar was certain it was intended to be taken thusly. The young prince knew the truth, however.

Edgar's hand reached into his pocket, his finger caressing the two-faced coin that his father had once given him. The King's demise was near, and a successor had yet to be named.

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Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 10 July 2014, 2:38 am


My roommate's upward-inflecting R2D2 whistle tells me it's time to quit being so evasive.

Using my left hand to steady the joystick on my desk, I cut hard to starboard and roll around to harry the last TIE Fighter. I have to go on the offensive — R2 has made the executive decision to drain my shields, diverting the power to my lasers for a few more shots. The joystick creaks from repeated direction changes (you can't make me say jerked) as the TIE fighter evades my reticule with its tighter turning circle. My next two shots are impatient and spray wide. I've got maybe one more chance. Wrestling the crosshairs forward of the TIE fighter's flight path, I hold my breath, like a biathlete, and fire. A hit. A victorious MIDI refrain sounds, and I resume breathing as I enter hyperspace.

Mission completed.

A cheer erupts around the room, which is suddenly strangled when we remember it's 1am on a Tuesday and we're in a crowded college dorm. We settle for some fist pumps instead (stop sniggering up the back).

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Sonic CD: Sounds from the Future!
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 8 July 2014, 9:48 pm

The day I hooked the SNES into my shelf stereo was a revelation. From my meagre television, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past was impressive. Out of the stereo, it was sublime. Hidden lows boomed into existence as the title blared. Highs gained tinny clarity. The form of everything was transformed before my ears.

For my cousin, this was old news. He invited his brother and I to his bachelor pad a few weeks before Christmas of last year. Mostly, he wanted to show off some Japanimation he had scored – the kind where people explode after being punched. But he also wanted to show off his Hi-Fi stereo, 32-inch television, and the systems connected to it. To me, it looked like he had won one of those raffles from EGM that promised every kind of AV gadget under the sun.

Before he dropped Devil Hunter Yoko into the VHS player, I spotted a Sega CD in his equipment pile. “Oh yeah, check out the new Sonic game,” he said.

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Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 8 July 2014, 8:42 am

This is the first year that I ever experienced horror playing a video game. I've already experienced tension, addiction, frustration, and exhilaration. But fear? Why would I be scared of cartoonish sprites?

I only know about Doom because my older brother brought a copied floppy home from high school and installed it on our computer. Yeah, I'm the kid brother, but he still enjoys having me around, and he's a great gateway to books, movies and games I might not otherwise discover on my own. So when I went down to our basement that one day to see what he was up to, he was more than eager to put me in the pilot's seat and show me this amazing, awesome new game.

Of course, my brother is also a jerk, and as soon as he showed me the basic controls, he went upstairs.

He left me alone. In the basement.

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Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 7 July 2014, 4:30 pm

At the risk of sounding like a Penthouse Forum letter: I always thought these kinds of stories were made up, until it happened to me. I decided to marry someone because of a videogame. And both the game, and the woman, are extraordinary.

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1994 Week: The Year Ahead
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 7 July 2014, 11:28 am

Good morning, users.

You may have heard in last week's podcast that we at GWJ have discovered a way to tunnel across time and dimension to peak into a prior GWJ — a GWJ BBS, running in 1994. The world mourns the loss of Kurt Cobain, while praising the rise of Jim Carrey via three movies in one year.

It is a dark time.

Join us now, as we peek across existence into a time that is in many ways simpler, lower resolution, and a moment when games were rapidly evolving in a lot of good (and awful) ways.

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Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 3 July 2014, 11:36 am

I’m 13 and I’m playing in the first organized basketball game of my life. My uniform doesn’t fit, because I didn’t join the team until halfway into the season and was stuck with whatever was available. There’s two minutes left in the losing game, and so I am called from the end of the bench of people I don’t know by a coach I only met the week before. Hitching up my too-big-shorts the entire way, I make my way to the officials table to check in.

Aside from my parents, no one in the gymnasium, including my coach or teammates, really have any idea who I am. Just some kid with a weird accident and zero talent for the game of basketball. I check in and just point at the kid I’m replacing because I’ve forgotten his name.

The kid inbounding ball never looks my way, though to be fair I probably wasn’t in the right place anyway. I amble down the court holding up my shorts with one hand while the tank-top jersey threatens to spill off one shoulder in a way that would be provocative on a supermodel, but on me would just look like a pot roast falling out of a grocery bag.

The ball is passed around a couple of times and, through a series of mistakes I can’t fully explain, ends up in my hands. I take three steps and shoot the ball. Three things happen at that moment:

The first is that I get penalized for traveling — apparently you have to throw the ball at the ground periodically to move.

The second is that the ball flies over the entire backboard and lands out of bounds.

The third is that I say a word that is not welcome in eighth grade sporting events, and get called for a technical foul.

You will be surprised to learn at this point that I stayed on my high school’s basketball team until I graduated.

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Veering Wildly Out Of The Slump
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 1 July 2014, 10:29 pm

Alright, crew. I've seen lots of talk lately about how you're all in "slumps" — talk about how E3 and the new generation of consoles aren't really grabbing you. I imagine a few folks stayed out of the Steam Summer Sale thread, because of slumps, or fear of too large a pile, or some sick desire to avoid gifts of games both great and grotesque.

Well I'm here to tell you to stow that gab. Sure, you might be in a rut. You might not like the games you've grown accustomed to enjoying. Perhaps you have found that something besides gaming has your attention these days — but I'm going to make a quick guess: You aren't posting about a lull in your gaming because you're feeling pulled toward some other, non-gaming activity. No, if you were otherwise occupied, it probably isn't because of your newfound love of posting on gaming websites about how you're not really feeling that interested in gaming these days.

So here, let me help you.

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June 30 - July 6
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 30 June 2014, 10:22 am

This week Divinity: Original Sin releases for the PC. This is one I've been anticipating for a while, though not always with the greatest degree of confidence. I think back fondly on the original Divine Divinity, which was, stupid name aside, an outstanding game and one of my favorite RPG experiences. Though there have been several Divinity follow ups since, none has felt like it lived up to the original game.

Late last year Larian Studios released Divinity: Dragon Commander, a hybrid RTS based, I guess, on the Divinity series, and it was at this point that my hopes for the upcoming Original Sin fell to their lowest level. Dragon Commander somehow took the conceit of playing a dragon in an RTS and made it not particularly fun, which is its own kind of special accomplishment. It really seemed like maybe the first game had been a fluke.

But, six hours put into the Early Release for Original Sin has put me in an entirely new mood for the game. What I've played so far has been exceptional, fun and leaves me eager to dive into the full game this week.

There doesn't seem to be much else this week, but for those of us who've just endured the account draining Steam Sale, that's probably a good thing.

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From the Wasteland to the Divine
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 26 June 2014, 10:08 am

Over the past two weeks I’ve been playing the early access builds of Wasteland 2 and Divinity: Original Sin. From what I’ve seen so far, the future may be good indeed for the return of the classic, isometric CRPG.

It has been, arguably, since Dragon Age: Origins that last we had a true CRPG that harkened back to the days of Baldur’s Gate or some of the classic Gold Box AD&D games. Now, primarily through four of the most successful Kickstarter campaigns to date for games, we have four of these games on the way. If these first two efforts — even in their pre-release states — are any indication, then there’s a lot to get excited about.

I have to be honest: That’s not what I was expecting.

I had it in my head that for these games I would find one of two things (or perhaps both). The most likely, I figured, would be that these games would be shadows of the classic CRPG experience, that Wasteland 2 would kind of remind me of a classic Fallout game with all the depth, character and features stripped out. Or that Divinity would do little more than remind me how much I loved the original Divine Divinity — remind me how you can never really go home again. This was, after all, exactly the feeling I felt after playing the competent, but still disappointing, Divinity II.

This was part of the reason I’d been holding off on diving into these early-release games before now. I couched it in the entirely plausible argument that I didn’t want to ruin a story-driven game by playing before the story was cohesive or complete, but what I really didn’t want to do is to validate my suspicion that the games driving a possible revitalization of CRPGs were all paper tigers.

Upon playing them, though, what I’ve experienced is something … remarkable.

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GWJ Conference Call Episode 402
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 24 June 2014, 11:31 pm

Episode 402 - June 25th, 2014
Wolfenstein, Mario Kart 8, Rise of Nations Multiplayer, Wildstar, Gunpoint, Our Personal E3 Feels, A Segment With Jeff Cannata on His E3 Takeways, Your Emails and More!

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This week Shawn, Julian and Cory see what stuck in their minds now that the E3 dust has really settled. Jeff Cannata also chimes in with his E3 thoughts!

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Road to Joy
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 24 June 2014, 4:18 pm

The first night I raced online in Mario Kart 8, Minarchist had eluded me on every track. I could only watch as he sped into the distance on one of his motorbikes, vanishing on the horizon to claim first place. He may as well have been continuing his time trials, the rest of us left in the dust to combat for lesser glories.

The second night I crept closer, occasionally seeing him far on the track ahead, as if demonstrating to me the proper way to drift those tight corners and snag those coins. I never really was able to keep up, but just seeing him ahead of me was a delight. I was starting to keep up, and I didn't need to sink hours into racing ghost data on time trials to do it.

The third night I neared him, almost overcoming him in first. I had struck him with a properly timed shell and began drifting into a corner, my Larry Koopa cutting on the inside edge, ready to hit that boost and surpass him. Even if it was going to be for five seconds, I was going to be in first place. My heart lifted. I was about to achieve a personal goal set back when joining the Goodjers with Karts tournament online.

And then Manach crashed right through me with her starman, sending me into third place and stealing my victory — no matter how brief it would have been — away from me.

That's okay. Revenge is a dish best served by a raging, heat-seeking red shell.

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June 23 - June 29
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 23 June 2014, 10:22 am

The Steam Sale has already tempted me twice with its glorious deals. While the winter sale felt like it came an went with little to tempt me, the summer sale has already felt rife with the kind of deals that I couldn't get enough of. What too often flies under the radar in these sales, though, are the sales on the DLC and downloadable content for games. For example, all of Rocksmith 2014's song DLC being on sale for 25% off is sorely tempting.

If you're in the mood for something new this week, the Transformers games have been consistently solid, and Rise of the Dark Spark comes out this week. Presumably unconnected to, but happy to cash in on the popularity of, this week's theatrical release of Age of Extinction, if I had some extra cash to throw around I might be tempted by Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark. I played both War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron, and though they were both largely forgettable after a month or two, they scratched a certain nostalgic itch quite nicely at the times.

For the game of the week I'm picking Sniper Elite 3, the third (or fourth depending on where you put Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army) iteration of the first person shooter series. It took me a while to get interested in this particular series of games, but its combination of action, tactical and stealth shooting mechanics eventually proved appealing.

Also this week, PvZ Garden Warfare comes to the PC, Company of Heroes 2 gets an expansion, and there's a game on the PS3 that has Shen Megami Tensei's name attached so I'm betting that's a big deal to a few of you. You know who you are.

Here, let me save you some time: Devil Summoner 2 got robbed!

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Next Gen Remorse
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 19 June 2014, 5:15 pm

So, eight months in and the next generation is pretty damn disappointing, if you ask me. Am I missing something? Is this all next-gen is, because as far as I can tell nothing at all has changed.

I don’t mean to be dour or negative, but I do feel a bit like the major console players somehow convinced us all to buy the same machines we already had, with very little to show for it. As I look at the upcoming cavalcade of next-gen games set up for the end of the year, I don’t really see anything that makes me think, “oh, this is why I bought an Xbox One.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying there aren’t good games coming out or that there aren’t games I’m excited for. It’s not that at all. But, what I am saying is when I look at the offerings to come, I really don’t see anything that feels like it couldn’t have been played on my 360 or PS3.

Adding insult to injury was recent news that Watch(underscore)Dogs had been graphically hobbled on the PC, conjuring images in my mind of Ubisoft as Kathy Bates holding a sledgehammer threateningly above James Caan, who in this particular metaphor represents my PC. It’s as though game and console makers all agreed on what Next Gen should look like, but just decided not to actually make machines that can accomplish it.

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June 16 – June 22
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 17 June 2014, 12:58 pm

The dust of E3 has finally settled, leaving many of us looking at our game libraries with a heavy sigh. Yeah, we have lots of great games on our piles or in our Steam lists, but those titles are, like, two months old. Maybe even three! Who wants to play aging tripe like that when you have bigger, better, higher-resolution titles on the horizon!

The games industry does not seem eager to satiate our hunger for the illusion of new and fresh experiences, and thus we're drip fed a selection of what I can only think of as filler titles. Violently embrace other men in the sweatiest hug imaginable in EA Sports UFC or kick some tires and take to the tracks in Moto GP 14.

Yet in my constant efforts to usurp the typical expectations of you lot, I'm going to have to give the week to Pushmo World. I'm a rebel like that, preferring a cute and cuddly variant of Catherine's twisted puzzle-solving, block-shifting gameplay available for a system that the games press would have you believe no one owns.

For the rest of you, I imagine it's a good week to continue progress on your pile, or perhaps to sleeplessly eye your monitor whilst refreshing Steam to check if the sale has started yet, or maybe read a book, spend time with the family, climb a mountain, fight a dragon, sunder the universe, etc. A typical Tuesday, if you will.

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Dog and Yoshi Show
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 13 June 2014, 3:41 pm

Theoretically I should loathe E3. It is nothing more than a marketing blitz designed to appeal to shareholders and the broadest audience possible, delivering nothing but safe, vertical slices intended to trick you into believing this is how the game plays. Sure, when it actually releases it will see constant drops in framerate, questionable A.I., tearing, clipping, and repetitive combat arenas scattered from one level to the next.

Let's also not forget each game's disappointing and rushed five-second "conclusion" that messily wraps everything up in a chaotic knot before scrolling you through forty-five minutes of credits.

If anything, E3 is the games industry at its most oblivious. Fingers are firmly plugged into ears as publishers ignore the many complaints of the consumer, all whilst hand-picking a couple of memes to pretend they listen to their fans. "Hey, you guys love zombies? Of course you do! That's how we're justifying a trailer for a new Dead Island on stage, at least."

I should hate E3. Every little thing about it should cause me to cringe, cry and bellow in rage. We line up our plates before the publishers, they distribute gruel, and we smile and call it steak.

But dammit, man, I can't help it. I just love this stupid dog and pony show.

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Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 12 June 2014, 7:19 pm

I am in a gaming slump. A rut. A dry period.

I always feel weirdly anxious when I get in these places, like maybe I’ve lost my passion for the art, or maybe I’ve atrophied as a gamer, or maybe I’ve lost all the joy and innocence from my heart. To be fair, the latter of these may be at least partially true, given its cold, metal construction.

I’m just in that uncomfortable place where, no matter how flashy or shiny the next big thing is, I can manage a level of enthusiasm equal only to when I hear that my flight is landing right next to the gate of my connecting flight — or when I go to Jiffy Lube and no one hauls a grimy air filter out to shame me into buying a new one. These are not moments without any joy, but they are fleeting, and mundane.

I am accustomed to prizing my time with my hobby and guarding it jealously. I’m used to a near-constant ache of anticipation for some future thing, a giddy, almost childish faith in an industry with an inconsistent record at best. I like that feeling of sitting down and knowing exactly what I want to play.

But right now it’s just not there.

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Among the Sleep
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 10 June 2014, 10:25 pm

Among The Sleep is a first person exploration game in the vein of Gone Home, but it's about being a 2 year old. That’s a good thing.

Among The Sleep is absolutely terrifying, and had me jumping in shock many times in its short, three hour story. That’s also a good thing.

Among The Sleep leans hard into a bunch of tropes that I can’t even begin to discuss without spoiling the game. That’s both good and bad, but the rest of this article is 100% spoilerific, so you’ve been warned.

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June 9 - June 15
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 9 June 2014, 10:58 am

Secrets of the Magic Crystal, or Sparkle Ponies as it's more affectionately known in these hallowed halls, releases a multiplayer expansion this week called The Race. You can go ahead and put down Mario Kart 8, this is the power-up enabled racing game everyone will be playing this year. Not only do you get to ride your horse from the main game, but you can suit up against the GWJ equivalent to the Bronie community and race Sparkle Ponies all the live long day.

I'm only half kidding.

I do love getting to mention Secrets of the Magic Crystal because it allows me to remind everyone of this phenomenal article written by Julian Murdoch following the 2012 Donation Drive. If you've never read the piece, it doesn't matter if you know or care what SotMC is or not. It's just a brilliant piece of games writing on its own.

Otherwise, this week is E3 and that means there's not much on the release calendar. If not for the movie tie-in with How to Train Your Dragon 2, there'd be almost nothing out there.

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The Indiening
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 5 June 2014, 9:54 pm

For the past few years I've felt a bit guilty for having so little time to play even a fraction of the indie games that are released. I spend more time reading about titles like Gone Home, Limbo, Braid, or The Stanley Parable than I do playing them. I got into a debate with my roommate about whether the games on his OUYA were truly worthwhile, with games like Saturday Morning RPG and Ittle Dew providing interesting ideas but very little polish or substance. I've even been described by a friend as a "pretentious triple-A-snob", a confusing term, seeing as the triple-A industry is largely targeted towards the lowest common denominator in the mass market.

This struggle was perhaps at its strongest when I chose to write about Penny Arcade: On The Rain Slick Precipice Of Darkness Episode 3. I understood that Zeboyd was a small team and I wanted to give them some slack, but the truth was that the game's good ideas and combat system were outweighed by what became a monotonous, tedious slog across bland dungeons. Even after I wrote my final assessment of the game, I felt conflicted — as if I were some sort of jerk for treating this independent project to the same standards as other games.

It was a conflict I never stopped struggling with. For all of my pretensions, for every snobbish remark about good games writing and proper game design, was I actually quite shallow in my interests? Was I truly only drawn to the big budget games of the larger studios and publishers that I so frequently condemn? Was I a hypocrite?

It turns out that the answer to my question was not in video games, but in film.

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June 2 - June 8
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 2 June 2014, 9:52 am

I suppose I owe GWJ'er and military coup suspect CCesarano some thanks for tackling The Week Ahead duties last week. As he astutely noted, had it been left up to me, I'd have selected Watch_Dogs over Mario Kart 8 last week, and I'd have been tragically wrong to do so.

This week doesn't seem to be quite as complicated a decision. WildStar is exactly what it looks like it is, an unapologetic MMO with a monthly fee. If you haven't gotten into the MMO space at this point, this will definitely not be the game that convinces you that you're missing out, but as a specimen of a polished collection of all the generally good MMO ideas to date, Wildstar shines.

Whether there's still a big enough place in the industry for this kind of throwback MMO ideology remains to be seen, but NCSoft has certainly not skimped on the attempt. WildStar represents one of the most feature complete launches for an MMO, and gets my nod for Game of the Week.

On a separate note, I find myself interested in Murdered: Soul Suspect, a noir about the ghost of a private investigator in search for his own killer. Coming from SquareEnix, the trailers for this one have certainly piqued my interest, but I have to admit that the complete lack of marketing and the almost stealth release of the game with sadly little information the week before E3 sends up all kinds of red flags. I'll wait and see, but I'd love for this one to be good.

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Shallow End of the Pool
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 29 May 2014, 3:50 pm

For a long time I was hung up on the visual fidelity and quality of my games. It’s a thought process that has been ingrained in me since a young age — this idea of equating the value of a thing with the quality of its appearance.

You could psychoanalyze that for two years, and only chip the edges of that stone, but let’s not go down that path.

I have to admit, though, that increasingly my favorite games — the ones that touch and inspire me the most — are quite often the ones that seem to either spend the least time on their graphical technologies, or the ones that commit to an art style above realism. There’s a very simple idea in there about only applying visuals that work in service and concert with the game or the story, but to this day I still hear people say they won’t play a game because its graphics aren’t good enough.

I would bristle at the thought, if I hadn’t been similar until only just recently. But what I’m beginning to find is that the games that have amazing visuals often have little else going on inside.

Seriously, I’m 41 and it took me this long to parcel that out.

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Look, I get it: Politics is boring. Why watch Senate estimates hearings when there's Tumblrs of Mad Men furniture? One reason that politics is boring is because political research is hard. Whenever you try to look up data on the net, there are so many tasty opinions in the way to distract and outrage that you might as well stop to fight the roses. Research is so hard, I personally haven't done any since the '90s.

So let's make politics fun. As that French guy who wrote like a whole shelf of the cultural studies library — Micky Fuccles? — once said, the political is the personal and whatnot. Therefore, you can just infer a person's politics from their favourite games, instead of having to trawl dreary political forums and ask people their actual beliefs and stuff. The trick is that a person's politics isn't always what they say they are. There is a TRUE politics, one that emerges at the ballot box when there's no one else around, like all those hippies who voted for Bush the second time (Sidetopic for later: Voting booths are like peep-show booths. Discuss.) So here is what your favorite game says about your true nature.

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May 26 - June 1
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 26 May 2014, 7:52 pm

General Sands of the Sandy Brigade has officially commandeered a tank to plow across America in a mission of conquest, leaving me at the command center to make sure operations continue as normal. By which I mean, I'll slowly begin to subvert and sabotage his home base for the ultimate coup de grace. So while I'm certain Watch_Dogs would typically hold the "game of the week" spot here, I'm instead passing it off to Mario Kart 8.

It seems a bit strange, because the largest reason I hold no excitement for Watch_Dogs is Far Cry 3. Once that game was filled with all the same sorts of time consuming side-missions as Assassin's Creed, I realized that Ubisoft was going to follow a template for all of their open world games. So every time I see a trailer for Watch_Dogs all I can think is Assassin's Creed but in Chicago, and I'm just not willing to pay $60 for that experience anymore.

Yet I'm more than willing to drop $60 on Mario Kart 8, a game that many would argue is the same thing each generation with minor tweaks. Perhaps it's the lack of annual releases that keeps me from burning out, or maybe those minor tweaks are enough to keep me excited. Or maybe it's the desperate hope that whatever Double Dash!! had, that secret ingredient I couldn't find in Mario Kart Wii or 7, will be secure in Mario Kart 8. Or perhaps I'm just a sucker for the ability to play as the Koopa Kids and have a defense mechanism against that blasted blue shell.

In any event, I give the nod to Nintendo's chaotic kart racer, and I hope to see plenty of fellow Goodjers online ready to swap turtle shells in a violent yet jovial manner. As for the rest of you, it seems a strong argument can certainly be made for PC gaming this week as it holds a dazzling, almost overwhelming number of releases over all other platforms.

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Ballad of the Bedspread Mousepad
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 22 May 2014, 3:07 pm

My laptop has ruined my gaming strategy.

A lot of people ask me how I manage to take a life with kids and a wife and a professional job and a mortgage and all this old that seems to be permeating my blood and bones, and into that life to then pack in hour upon hour of gaming. The answer has largely been to simply abandon my family to whatever devils or angels haunt their sleep, and creep through the dim quiet hours of night to my office, where I would lose sleep to the pursuit of gaming.

This was a tried and true method. I would break out the console, which had spent the evening with Minecraft and Lego games, and delve deep into the horror of a zombie apocalypse or the seedy underbelly of a crime-ridden metropolis. I would revel in this quiet isolation, free to very much invest fully into the experience until finally the responsible adult part of my brain would insist that I drag myself to bed sated and refreshed.

This was the pattern for a long time, one that worked well. Then I began using my laptop more and more frequently.

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