My good friend @Gloobert sent over a link to this hilarious, VERY NSFW music video made by a guy he works with. It's really, really funny, but again, not safe for work.
So many great quotes from this rap video, but I'm not really sure what else to say, so I'll get out of the way. This video's been around for 6 months and only has a couple thousand views... let's do something about that. Hilarious:
While you're at it, you really ought to check out more of the Bootlegblackguys videos. There's some great stuff in there.