Employee Profile: Prozac
Posted by Articles [HTML][XML][PERM][FULL] on 5 October 2012, 9:53 am

Ever since 2010, October has meant International GWJ Day around here. This year, it's on the 27th, but we're starting a little early by focusing on members from the Eastern Hemisphere this month. Here to introduce this week's featured employee is his "special friend," Quintin_Stone.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
The Fremen have a saying: "God created Arrakis to train the faithful." And so we must believe that Australia was created to train Prozac. Only a continent of lethally poisonous spiders, snakes, jellyfish, octopi, and even fish could produce the terror that is Prozac — a creature so monstrous that he immolates his own teammates in Left 4 Dead. He builds entire labyrinths in Dwarf Fortress just to kill his own followers (despite his many failures at killing yours truly). And don't get me started on his XCOM leadership qualities. Also, he writes me love poems.

So who or what is Prozac? Bounty hunter? Murderous psychopath? Mutant marsupial? Pineapple aficionado? Historians will likely argue for aeons to come, but for my money, he's a murderous marsupial bounty-hunter pineapple aficionado. Yeah, all those things I just said. Q out!

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