Week 81 of Low Elo means having a plan, magic resist, russian hackers and more. This week's game asks you what your gym teacher's ultimate would be if s/he were a champion. You can send responses to the game and your other thoughts to firstname.lastname@example.org. You can reach the hosts of this episode on twitter at @EatGamer, @LowEloDave and @ctfelts. This week's track is Blues for Buddy Guy by the Mudcat Blues Trio.