They held the belief that shattering the fourth wall at every step (hey, look, it’s Master Chef, he’s in green armor and it’s a space marine level! What's this? A chap named Captain Carpenter sporting a cap and overalls? He hits his head on a floating brick and goes down a pipe? Absolutely hilarious!) would make a good game. Bad move. Enemies, weapons, jokes, art, everything is bland.
This is the gaming equivalent of Meet the Spartans.
Lasts about 6 hours.
Rating: Skip it.